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"Kids are all right", |
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"All the good girls go to hell", |
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"The stars look very different today", |
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"I am exactly the person that I want to be", |
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"Mount St. Helens is about to blow up", |
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"The Sun is a deadly laser", |
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"I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy", |
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"My cock is much bigger than yours", |
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// Millenial culture references |
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"4815162342 lines of code!", |
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"The cake was NOT a lie", |
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"Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT.", |
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"CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONGS TO US", |
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"Life is hella strange", |
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"NO EMOJI", |
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"There goes my burrito!", |
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"A lock is made only for the honest man, the thief will break it", // NetHack wise |
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"We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain", |
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"My God, it's full of stars!", |
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"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds", |
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// Local memes (you will not get it) |
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"/a horse", |
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"ЖЫВТОНЕ ЧО ЧО УПЯЧКА УПЯЧКА УПЯЧКА!!!", |
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"УГ БУДЕ ПОПЯЧЕНО!!!11!!1", |
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"МЖВЯЧНИ!11!!1", |
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"Я ненавижу Фидонет и стремлюсь его уничтожить", |
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"Matrix multiplication is slighty conscious", |
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// Politics & ecology |
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"1312", |
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"All Cats Are Beautiful", |
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"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable", |
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"30-50% of all species extinct by mid-century (and 70% by 2100)", |
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"3 species now annihilated <strong>per hour</strong>", |
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"Dirty water kills 6000 children <strong>every day</strong>", |
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// Nonsense notifications |
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"Now with HTML5!", |
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"DO NOT refresh this page", |
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"Do you trust this computer? <em>Are you sure?</em>", |
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"You are using an outdated browser <em>(but who cares?)</em>", |
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"This site DOES NOT use cookies. By continuing to use this site, you accept this.", |
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"This website DOES NOT want to: know your location", |
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"Close this page immediately to prove you are human", |
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"You need to update your Flash Player", |
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"You need to <a href=\"https://deletefacebook.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">delete facebook</a>", |
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// Misc. |
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"Scientia potentia est", |
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"Do a barrel roll!", |
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"Bullshit as a service", |
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"Don't click here!", |
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"voltmeter, dugong, Tamil, vector, gabbro, asparagus, creativity", |
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"'; DROP DATABASE DATABASE(); --", // gl web-scrappers |
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"If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years now. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you." |
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// 4:20 |
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if ((new Date()).getDay() == 3) { |
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mottos.push("It is wednesday my dudes"); |
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} |
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// my own web-framework or something, idk didn't watched JQuery |
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function $(id) { |
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return document.getElementById(id) |
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} |
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// absolutely not copy-pasted from stackoverflow |
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function shuffle(list) { |
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for (let i = list.length - 1; i > 0; i--) { |
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let j = Math.floor(Math.random() * (i + 1)); |
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[list[i], list[j]] = [list[j], list[i]]; |
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} |
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} |
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// doing funny things |
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function updateMotto() { |
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let block = $('motto'); |
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if (mottos.length > 0) { |
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block.innerHTML = mottos.pop(); |
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} else { |
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block.innerHTML = "No more funny texts, sorry"; |
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block.onclick = function() { return false }; |
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} |
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} |
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// this is an another useless comment |
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shuffle(mottos); |
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updateMotto(); |
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$('motto').onclick = updateMotto |
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})() |
Tairesh /
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